Best Valentine’s Day jokes from bad puns to one liners
It’s Valentine’s Day, which means that a significant chunk of the population are celebrating love and romance.
Whether they’re saying it with flowers, making a grand gesture, or even just swapping cards, people around the world choose to commemorate 14 February, and pay tribute to the person that they love.
If you need some relief from all the romance, here are the best Valentine’s Day jokes to distract you:
What is the difference between a calendar and you?
A calendar has a date on Valentine’s day.
What did the Valentine’s Day card say to the stamp?
Stick with me and you’ll go places
What do farmers give to their wives on Valentine’s Day?
Hogs and kisses
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What did one boat say to the other?
Are you up for a little row-mance?
What do squirrels give for Valentine’s Day?
Why didn’t the skeleton want to send any Valentine’s Day cards?
His heart wasn’t in it
Why did the Valentine get arrested?
For stealing someone’s heart
What did the pencil say to the paper on Valentine’s Day?
I’ve got my i’s on you
What is the most romantic city in the UK?
What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?
Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
Why do skunks love Valentine’s Day?
They’re very scent-imental creatures
What do single people call Valentine’s Day?