It’s Valentine’s Day, which means that a significant chunk of the population are celebrating love and romance.

Whether they’re saying it with flowers, making a grand gesture, or even just swapping cards, people around the world choose to commemorate 14 February, and pay tribute to the person that they love.

If you need some relief from all the romance, here are the best Valentine’s Day jokes to distract you:

What is the difference between a calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine’s day. 

What did the Valentine’s Day card say to the stamp?

Stick with me and you’ll go places

What do farmers give to their wives on Valentine’s Day?

Hogs and kisses

What do you call a very small Valentine?

A Valen-tiny

What did one boat say to the other?

Are you up for a little row-mance?

What do squirrels give for Valentine’s Day?

Forget-me-nuts

Why didn’t the skeleton want to send any Valentine’s Day cards?

His heart wasn’t in it

Why did the Valentine get arrested?

For stealing someone’s heart

What did the pencil say to the paper on Valentine’s Day?

I’ve got my i’s on you

What is the most romantic city in the UK?

Loverpool

What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?

Why do skunks love Valentine’s Day?

They’re very scent-imental creatures

What do single people call Valentine’s Day?